Matthias said confidently, "I think I can drive. I want to sit in mommy's chair." Mommy responded, "When you are 16 you can drive--wait until you are bigger." Matthias agreed, "Okay, I be bigger tomorrow. I drive tomorrow." Clear logic.
Mommy asks Matthias, "who loves Matthias?" Matthias quickly rattles off all his family member's names and all of his grandparents names.... of course remembering to include "Grandpa Jesus."
Matthias came into the house very upset about seeing a bug the other day, so Daddy and he promptly went back outside and harassed some ants to prove to him that bugs aren't dangerous. A couple minutes later Matthias came back inside and proudly stated: "Daddy, I stomped on a bumble bee." Seems like we might need to give a lesson on which bugs we might not want to harass.
Lizzy (in a very serious voice): "Mommy, you a goat." Mommy (surprised): "Oh, what is daddy?" Lizzy responds (thoughtfully), "Daddy is a horse. I a horse. And Matthias a goat like mommy."
Cheryl: "Why do we have two ears?" Matthias confidently responds: "To listen very good to the birds and the bees."
Cheryl: "Lizzy, use your brain." Lizzy in protest: "No, I don't want to."
When trying on new sandals Lizzy said in an awestruck voice, "Oh my goodness, so beautiful!"
Cheryl (in a rough voice): "I'm so tired." Matthias: "Mommy, we don't growl."
Lizzy lifted her leg up to Matthias and said "Try it." So being the kind, compliant brother, he leaned down and pretended to eat her leg (with sound effects)
Cheryl: "Lizzy, how old is mommy?" Lizzy: "ninty-ten"
After showing him some of his baby pictures Matthias said "Tomorrow I'm going to be a baby."
Lizzy has become a little confused after listening in on Matthias' spelling lessons during learning time. Trying to copy her older brother spelling his name and other words she says, "M-A-T-T-H, car! D-A-D, car!" So close.









